Jeffree Wannabee Fairee Porn Star

Just when I thought half assed "music" couldn't get any more ridiculous, along comes Jeffree Star with contributions to the "music" industry that throw the gay community back into the stereotype that so many gay pioneers fought to shake off for the benefit of our generation.

What is it about gay people that makes their world revolve around sex? I'm tired of hearing the little gay activists who run around screaming "Judge me for who I am, not who I sleep with" or similar bleetings, only to end up applying sex and sexuality to EVERY sentence that comes from their mouths.

Jeffree Star (self proclaimed internet royalty.....aha) has released a little .... song (for want of a better word for any of the home mixer collection he has on offer) called "We Want Cunt" which, I have to say, is LAAAAAAAAME! Let me share with you some of the so called lyrics....

The queen of the beautifuls is back (Queen, definitely. Beautifuls? Seen better)

Girls hate me 'cause I'm the cause of their break-up (presumptuous much?)

Niggaz on death row request me for their last meal (I'm pretty sure they will when they know some skinny little white poof with hot pink eyebrows is using the N word)

and the ever classy...

Boys fess up
Girls fess up
All coked up
WE WANT CUNT

Now, far be it for me to bring into question your sexuality because it's pretty bloody obvious the closest you've ever been to sex with a woman is trying to BE one, but seriously, what the hell would YOU do with a cunt Jeffree? Perhaps you could use it to stash your coke? That'd make a handy fag hag. Even better if she can fit a bong and a six pack, yeah?

Or maybe you could use it to carry your make up around on nights out. Don't forget the vanity mirror, the moisturiser bottle, the extra wig, accessories cell phone and let's throw in a couple of pairs of Manolo Blahniks for good measure.

But the lyrics just get better.

"Asian tourists scream
when I walk down the street" - well yeah, I probably would. Before I kicked you so hard your balls would finally drop.

"Applying my lipstick,
while wearing JonBenet's training bra" - well excuse me you sick fuck but if I wasn't going to kick you hard enough before, now I want to kick you so hard you'll actually choke to death on your balls. Sick bastard.

"Pink like my pussy" - What the fuck? Seriously, how do gay men who refer to themselves as having a pussy actually expect anyone to take them seriously? Boys, listen up once and for all...YOU DON'T HAVE A PUSSY. You have a DICK and an ASS.

Quite honestly the song was such a steaming pile of dogshit I couldn't even be bothered listening to the rest. If you've read my previous blog about Putrid Sex Object, believe me, THAT was far more tolerable.

As if that one wasn't bad enough, there's "Straight boys". Oddly enough the music is not bad, but again the lyrics point to a raving fag in a dress with a sex addiction.

"Give me a kiss, kiss
Give me a fist, fist" - Come over here bitch, I got two for ya! I just think we might have different idea's about where they're going.

Jeffree's not a complete dribble dick though. I'll give him credit for "The Kids". It's actually a somewhat thought provoking track with a decent beat and half way decent vocals.

I tried to listen to some of his other stuff to get a more balanced view, but each video I clicked on just added to the mountain of crap I'd already trawled through so I gave up, comfortable in the knowledge that Jeffree certainly is a star. In his own living room. Fire up the disco ball and strobe lights, Jeffree. The floor's yours!

Now, for a drag queen who knows what he is and how he gets there, check out Carly http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=-tHMzABkJi8&feature=related This is a clip all the budding drag queens should DEFINITELY watch. Carly gives you a couple of clips on how to apply make up correctly and the finished product is amazing.